Shakespeare for MAGAts

The following is intended as a guide to some of Shakespeare's most iconic plays as interpreted by the Trump Traveling Circus. It includes a mixture of the Bard's tragedies and comedies. The history plays have been left out because as POTUS says, history is bunk. Because His Presidential Majesty recently visited Scotland, we begin with Macbeth. 

Macbeth: Playing the lead, Trump, who is half Scottish and half fascist, looks smashing and dashing in a kilt. He kills King Duncan, played by Sleepy Joe Biden and becomes king. Melania, as Lady Macbeth, urges him on to bigger things. 

Julius Caesar: Trump, playing Brutus, kills JC (Sleepy Joe) with the help of other Senators, and helps save Rome from the evils of democracy. 

Hamlet: King Claudius, played by Trump, kills everybody. As the curtain falls, Denmark is no longer rotten. 

The Tempest: Trump, playing Prospero, saves the Red States from a Category 7 hurricane. By creatively using his Sharpie, he alters the storm's path so it hits only Blue States. 

Much Ado About Nothing: Trump threatens every country on earth except Russia and North Korea with huge tariffs and possible invasion, thus raising billions of $$$ for the Treasury and his oligarch friends. They live happily ever after, feasting on peasant. 

A Comedy of Errors: This delightful play follows the hilarious antics of Trump's Cabinet and other appointees as they seek to make America Grate Again. A laugh a minute. "Funniest thing I've seen since the Keystone Kops, one critic chirped.

Twelfth Night: "Let hamburgers be the food of love" is the theme of this hilarious romantic comedy. 

Othello: The Moor of Venice: Othello, a DEI hire played by Barack Obama, is overcome by jealousy of his replacement and comes to a bad end. 

As You Like It: In a familiar role, Trump plays God. He sorts everything out and makes everybody happy. Served with a side of fries.

King Lear: Old King Lear, played by Sleepy Joe, makes a holy mess of his kingdom and goes mad. In this slightly revised version, Trump, playing Cordelia in drag, saves the day. 

All's Well That Ends Well: You're not gonna believe how it all comes out well. Trump, as usual, provides the magic.

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