Macbeth: Playing the lead, Trump, who is half Scottish and half fascist, looks smashing and dashing in a kilt. He kills King Duncan, played by Sleepy Joe Biden and becomes king. Melania, as Lady Macbeth, urges him on to bigger things. He invents golf.
Julius Caesar: Trump, playing Brutus, kills JC (Sleepy Joe) on the Ides of March with the help of other Senators, and helps save Rome from the evils of democracy. Brutus becomes King.
Hamlet: King Claudius, played by Trump, kills everybody. As the curtain falls, Denmark is no longer rotten. Hamlet, who is constantly brooding, decides not to be early in the play, much to the relief of the audience, who tire of his constant soul searching.
The Tempest: Trump, playing Prospero, saves the Red States from a Category 7 hurricane. By creatively using his Sharpie, he alters the storm's path so it hits only Blue States. Prospero closes down the National Weather Service, which is no longer needed.
Much Ado About Nothing: Trump threatens every country on earth except Russia and North Korea with huge tariffs and possible invasion, thus raising billions of $$$ for the Treasury and his oligarch friends. They live happily ever after, feasting on peasant.
A Comedy of Errors: This delightful play follows the hilarious antics of Trump's Cabinet and other appointees as they seek to make America Grate Again. A laugh a minute. "Funniest thing I've seen since the Keystone Kops," one critic chirped.
Twelfth Night: "Let hamburgers be the food of love" is the theme of this hilarious romantic comedy. In a triumph of double-drag acting, Trump plays Viola in disguise, pretending to be Cesario. Will send you home wondering...
Othello: The Moor of Venice: Othello, a DEI hire played by Barack Obama, is overcome by jealousy of his replacement and comes to a bad end. Not tragic at all. Particularly popular with fans of White Supremacy.
As You Like It: In a familiar role, Trump plays God. He sorts everything out and makes everything great again. Best enjoyed with a side of pigs' knuckles and moonshine.
King Lear: Old King Lear, played by Sleepy Joe, makes a holy mess of his kingdom and goes mad. In this slightly revised version, Trump, playing Cordelia in drag, saves the day.
All's Well That Ends Well: You're not gonna believe how it all comes out well. Trump, as usual, provides the magic.
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