Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts

Thursday, 16 June 2016

Guns and Amerikan Kultur, Frequently Revised and Reposted Because...



Ten children shot, 8 dead, in Shreveport, LA.  As usual, libtards will blame a misinterpretation of the Second Amendment. They will say that it dates from a time when only single shot guns existed, like these:



They will say that the Founding Fathers had no idea that the "well regulated militia" might be carrying semi-automatic weapons, like these: 



But these guns exist to protect you against the bad guys, my dears. And if everyone had one or more of the above, we'd all be safer. These beauties are dandy for shooting hordes of vermin, too. Think of the impression you can make when entering a restaurant, bar, shop, school, etc. And you don't need big hands to operate one.

Everyone knows that guns don't kill people. People kill people. That's why we send soldiers into battle unarmed or at most armed with spoons, which are also good to eat with. US soldiers used spoons in the war against revolting Filipinos effectively in 1900-02. In the aftermath of one battle, a soldier wrote home, "we gave them the long spoon." It's what they called the bayonet, which as you are no doubt aware, is not a gun. So let's stop blaming guns for people's deaths. 

We always hear that countries with strict gun control have much fewer gun deaths than the US. Maybe, but they have a lot more spoon deaths. Spoons are much more dangerous than guns. 

It is a fact that mass shootings are a mental health problem, not a gun problem. It's unfortunate that the US has more crazy people than other countries, but there you go.

In spite of the above facts, the uninformed will persist in blaming guns for piles of dead people. The best response is to comfort them with your thoughts and prayers, and remind them of the blessed protection afforded the US by Amendment 2, verse 2, as interpreted by the priests of the holy NRA and MAGA. Look it up in the Bible.

AMERIKA IS A GUN

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