Trump Dumps: Redacted Version

Maybe we should publish a list of the ultra wealthy, influential white males who ARE NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. It's probably not many.

Trump is trying to recreate the US in his own image: cruel, dishonest, arrogant, ignorant, ugly, untrustworthy, amoral, and indecent. He has been succeeding up to now.

Don't Worry! Trump is moving the tankers through the Straits of Hormuz with his MAGIC SHARPIE.

If the US is as great and powerful as Trump says, why is he asking other countries to help fix the mess he has created with his "excursion" to Iran?

Ya Gotta admit that Trump has done what no other US president has done. He has made people sympathetic to Iran.

Trump says his attack on Iran is a "noble mission." Like Sir Galahad the Pure, he is on an "excursion," a quest for the Holy Grail. His Epstein Project is absurdist, a lot like the Monty Python film, but a XXX version. Shooting will continue during Trump's weekend excursion to Mar a Lardo to play golf.

How to win a war: Attack Iran with no plan beyond diverting people from your pedo “excursions.” Insult your allies and friendly countries. Hit them with high tariffs. Threaten some of them with invasion. When you have created a mess with your Epstein Files war, ask the above for help. When you have created a mess with your Epstein Files war, ask the above countries for help.

Trump said Thursday that he's directing the Pentagon and other government agencies to identify and release files related to extra-terrestrials and UFOs because of “tremendous interest.” MAGA thrilled by another "honest" dump by Trump. Aliens worried that their names will not be redacted.

As he deteriorates mentally the "Real" DJ Trump is exposing himself more everyday as an incompetent sociopathic misogynistic racist and a not very good golfer with a gift for insulting and alienating almost everybody.

Trump declares that all thoroughfares in the US will be renamed Trump Street, Road, Avenue, Boulevard, Parkway, or whatever. Same for airports, schools, hospitals, parks, cemeteries.... Washington to be renamed Trumpopolis.

Trump announces name change for the USA. It will now be the UST, the United States of Trump. It will operate as a Corporation, part of Trump Enterprises International. The new country is expected to be financially bankrupt by 2028. It is already morally bankrupt.