Trump Dumps: Redacted Version

The following Trump dumps, or droppings, will be unredacted when the Epstein Files are released in their entirety, UNREDACTED. In the meantime, we should publish a list of the rich and influential males who ARE NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. It's probably a smallish group. 

Breaking Things: TACO wins big! Gets Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz, which was open before he attacked Iran. Billions well spent. Oops, closed again. The Art of the Deal Guy will deliver a deal with Iran that is one for the ages, 5-12, and one for the moment, a brief moment. 

Trump is trying to recreate the US in his own image: cruel, dishonest, arrogant, ignorant, ugly, untrustworthy, amoral, and indecent. He has been succeeding up to now.

Trump to IRAN: The clock is ticking

IRAN TO TRUMP: For you, too, Donnie

Do not ask For Whom the Clock Ticks 

It Ticks for Thee: No man is an island

Trump says he could run for Israeli prime minister with '99% approval' 

Dear Don: The plane is ready to take you to Tel Aviv. You and Netanyahoo can diddle each other -- if he's OK with you replacing him. Maybe he'll let you be PM of GAZA.

'It looks bad': GOP congressman Don Bacon explains why Trump's party is turning on him. (Raw Story) It's been looking bad since Trump popped out of his mother's womb as Mary Anne's Baby.

Don't Worry! Trump is moving the tankers through the Straits of Hormuz with his MAGIC SHARPIE.

Ya Gotta admit that Trump has done what no other US president has done. He has made people sympathetic to Iran.

Trump says his attack on Iran is a "noble mission." Like Sir Galahad the Pure, he is on an "excursion," a quest for the Holy Grail. His Epstein Project is absurdist, a lot like the Monty Python film, but a XXX version. Shooting will continue during Trump's weekend excursion to Mar a Lardo to play golf.

How to win a war: Attack Iran with no plan beyond diverting people from your pedo “excursions.” Insult your allies and friendly countries. Hit them with high tariffs. Threaten some of them with invasion. When you have created a mess with your Epstein Files war, ask the above for help. When you have created a mess with your Epstein Files war, ask the above countries for help.

As he deteriorates mentally the "Real" DJ Trump is exposing himself more everyday as an incompetent sociopathic misogynistic racist and a not very good golfer with a gift for insulting and alienating almost everybody.

Trump declares that all thoroughfares in the US will be renamed Trump Street, Road, Avenue, Boulevard, Parkway, or whatever. Same for airports, schools, hospitals, parks, and cemeteries. Washington to be renamed Trumpoopolis. The USA will be renamed the UST, the United States of Trump. It will operate as part of Trump Enterprises International. The new country is expected to be financially bankrupt by 2026. It is already morally bankrupt.

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