Ladies and gentlemen, I present His Majesty and Savior, The God-King. The divine instrument of the Lord, chosen to lead America to the Promised Land of Dumbfuckistan via Proposition 2025. Dumbfuckistan has NEW RULES. 1. Worship the God-King. 2. Obey all orders of the God-King. 3. All other rules are hereby repealed.
The God-King's road to total power as FOTUS was greatly smoothed by the six SUPREME SAINTS of SCOTUS. They have ruled that he can do anything he wants, from stealing classified documents and inciting insurrection, to rape, bribery, theft, and pedophilia. His powers include shooting someone on Fifth Ave -- as long as he is president.
In his quest to unify the USA, the God-King chose as his vice-president a man dedicated to the values of GOD's people. The Senator from O-WHY-O defends the peaceful tourists who wanted to visit the capitol on January 6, 2021 and carry away souvenirs, including a few heads. He denounces migrants and un American brown people although he is married to one.
Senator ADVANCE once denounced the God-King as "America's Hitler" and "an idiot." But that was before GOD sent the senator an epiphany on the Road to Washington. A donation from a billionaire, and polls showing Trump was likely to win changed his perspective. Like St. Paul, ADVANCE is now on the side of the "Angels" of Trump.
Many Americans are confused by the events of the past few months. That is because they paid no attention to the events of the past few years. How should they respond? One suggestion is that they lie back, spread their legs or buttocks, and repeat, "MAGA!" GOD has been preparing you for this miracle, but you have been blind. You followed the PATH of SIN. Now HE has shown you the PATH of RIGHTEOUSNESS. you will be cleansed.
Another suggestion: Resist!
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