Saturday, 23 November 2024
Tuesday, 19 November 2024
The Agony and the Irony: The Reelection of The Orange God
I'm looking forward to the 250th Anniversary of US independence, to see how Trump and the MAGAts spin his rise to absolute power and fascistic policies while simultaneously celebrating a revolution against alleged tyranny and for liberty, equality, and the pursuit of happiness. I'm wondering how they will deal with the irony of such a celebration led by a president who is a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and insurrectionist. Trump makes Benedict Arnold look like a guy who made a minor error of judgment.
2024 has been a pretty miserable year: War, famine, massacres, genocide, mass murders, hurricanes, typhoons, earthquakes, floods, fires, increasing inequality, and violent assaults on human rights. It is of course, a leap year, and on November 5th, American voters took a leap of blind faith -- into the abyss.
Irony is an enduring feature of the human condition, but our time fairly drips with it. Politicians denounce war crimes and crimes against humanity, yet continue to allow arms sales to the perpetrators. Politicians vow to combat climate change, poverty, disease, and other ills, but do nothing of substance. The world should be getting better, given our vast experience and knowledge, but it is getting worse. Another irony.
Irony extends even to the dates of key elections, though this may be evident only to those who take an interest in history. This summer in the UK, the Tory (Conservative) Party Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, called a General Election. He had to call one in 2024, the law demanded it. But he could choose the date and the date he chose (gasp!) was the 4th of July -- the day the American colonists declared independence from Britain! On July 4, 2024, UK voters declared independence from the Tories, who suffered a landslide defeat after 14 disastrous years in power.
That gave me hope for the US, whose election (more irony!) was set by law for November 5th. By happy coincidence, the Fifth of November happens to be the anniversary of the Gunpowder Plot in Britain. In 1603, a group of Catholic opponents of the Protestant regime of James I (and VI) concocted a plan to blow up Parliament and the king at its opening. The plot was discovered just in time. In Britain November 5th became known as Guy Fawkes Day after the plotter who planted the gunpowder under Parliament. "Remember, remember, the 5th of November!"
A presidential election in the USA is always a leap into The Twilight Zone given the existence of the Electoral College. But this election has out done all the previous ones in its fantastically outrageous mockery of the democratic process, not to mention its sheer lunacy and incompetence.
If the campaign and election of 2024 were the script for a dramatic film or TV series, producers would reject it out of hand as ludicrous. No one would believe it for a moment. Its only hope would be to rewritten as a comedic farce loaded with slapstick and infantile dialogue, a kind of political Beverly Hillbillies. How TV news presenters have been able to report on this election and keep a straight face is beyond me. It's a good year to be on radio.
When was the last time a convicted felon with scores of outstanding indictments against him ran for president? This snake oil salesman, father of 10,000 lies and nearly as many illicit affairs, sold bibles (!) to the faithful to raise money for his campaign. The scenario drips with unintended irony. Trump doesn't read and certainly doesn't heed the GOOD BOOK. He's broken virtually every commandment on a daily basis. "His" bibles are produced in China, a country he has repeatedly threatened and condemned. But they are cheap and profits are good. Never mind that a bible is the one book you can get for free in the USA. Just visit your nearest motel and cop a Gideons.
Trump supporters swear that GOD sent him to save America from satanic "liberals and commies" who run pedophile rings out of pizza parlor basements and use an infernal machine to hurl hurricanes into red states. Somehow, this godlike savior didn't manage to come up with a way to save a million or so Americans from the Covid pandemic. Bleach didn't work. The US, with 4% of the world population, racked up 20% of the deaths. How quickly we forget.
To MAGAts, Donnie the Blessed is both savior and savvy, and most important, is opposed to gun control, their political litmus test. Trump agrees with them that guns are not the problem, people are. The solution appears to be eliminating people, because guns without people will not be a problem. Irony leaps at us again here, given his allegedly close encounter with a high-powered bullet at a rally in July.
Another irony arises from the fact that Trump, a convicted criminal, ran against Kamala Harris, a former prosecutor. The felon won, which is all you need to know about the abject state of the USA as it heads into the 250th anniversary of its existence. How low has "the world's last, best hope" fallen?
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Friday, 15 November 2024
America's Last King, George III, a Far Better Man than Trump.
The July 4th holiday in the US always produces some reflections on America's last king, George III. Most of them celebrate the overthrow of a tyrant, allegedly a mad tyrant at that.
Americans succeeded in booting out George III in 1776. They have failed twice to get rid of Trump. Why would a people who rejected George III 250 years ago accept a virtual tyrant with powers George never had and did not try to get?
George considered himself a constitutional monarch and took his job seriously. He venerated the (unwritten) British constitution. Unlike Trump, he understood his country's constitution. His father, Frederick, Prince of Wales, ensured he had a solid education in a wide array of subjects, including politics and constitutional law. As early as age eight George could discuss current politics in speech and writing, in both English and German. He also learned French and Latin. He was the first British monarch to be thoroughly educated in science.
As king, he was a strong supporter of the sciences and arts. He gave a large portion of his income to charity. He amassed a library of more than 65,000 volumes, and opened the collection to scholars including Samuel Johnson and Joseph Priestley. The collection is now part of the British Library and belongs to everyone.
Frederick, who died before his father George II, prepared his son George to be a "Patriot King," ruling in the interests of his people. Frederick believed, correctly, that the Hanoverian dynasty needed to improve its public image, and he passed that belief on to his son.
The Declaration listed 27 grievances against the British government. Most of them began with "He has...", personalizing the conflict into one of the people versus an overbearing king. It is worth noting that perhaps as many as half of the colonists were Loyalists who supported the king's government during the war.
George III was no warmonger. One of his first actions as king had been to bring an end to the Seven Years' War with France and Spain at a time when Britain was winning victories everywhere.
Once independence was conceded he accepted, grudgingly, the new relationship with the former colonies. In 1785 he told John Adams, the first American ambassador to Britain, "I was the last consent to the separation; but the separation having been made ... I have always said, as I say now, I would be the first to meet the friendship of the United States as an independent power."
George III is often referred to as Mad King George, and people persist in connecting his loss of America to insanity. The problem with this view is that he showed no symptoms of mental illness before 1788, five years after American independence.
Saturday, 9 November 2024
ALL Hail the God-King Donald! Sent by Heaven to save the USA!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present His Majesty and Savior, The God-King. The divine instrument of the Lord, chosen to lead America to the Promised Land of Dumbfuckistan via Proposition 2025. Dumbfuckistan has NEW RULES. 1. Worship the God-King. 2. Obey all orders of the God-King. 3. All other rules are hereby repealed.
The God-King's road to total power as POTUS 47 was greatly smoothed by the six SUPREME SAINTS of SCOTUS. They have ruled that he can do anything he wants, from stealing classified documents and inciting insurrection, to rape, bribery, theft, and pedophilia. His powers include shooting someone on Fifth Ave -- if he is president.
In his quest to unify the USA, the God-King chose as his vice-president a man dedicated to the values of GOD's people. The Senator from O-WHY-O defends the peaceful tourists who wanted to visit the capitol on January 6, 2021 and carry away souvenirs, including a few heads. He is a fighter for LIBERTY, who would deny women control over their own bodies and the right to leave abusive husbands "for the sake of the kids." He denounces Social Security and Medicare because they make people lazy state leeches.
Senator ADVANCE denounced the God-King a few years ago as "America's Hitler" and "an idiot." But that was before GOD sent the senator an epiphany on the Road to Washington, a donation from a billionaire MAGAt, and polls showing Trump was likely to win. Like St. Paul, ADVANCE is now on the side of the "Angels" of Trump.
Many Americans feel confused. How should they respond? They need advice, and I am here to give it. Lie back, spread your legs or buttocks, and repeat, "MAGA!" GOD has been preparing you for this miracle, but you have been blind. You followed the PATH of SIN. Now HE has shown you the PATH of RIGHTEOUSNESS. MAGA! JOIN, OR DIE, Or both.
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