Shithead Revisited: The Poetics of Trumpistan

There once was a POTUS most arrogant
Who spewed nonsense incredibly arrant
His mind is quite broken 
His knowledge mere token
And his brain like a wrinkled currant.  

This fellow named Trump is quite comical
With words he is not economical
They flow from his rump 
Like a fast-flowing dump
What a marvel he is anatomical.

God has sent us a wonderful gift
To save us all from devilish drift
He may be a rapist,
A crook, and a racist
But God knows we're not very swift.
(Thanks to Trumpgelicals for inspiring this poem)

Trump's a fascist his critics declare
Trump says my MAGATS don't care
In fact, they quite like it
No way shall I drop it
When my fascism they all share.

There once was a POTUS named Trump
Who called the White House a dump.

"There's no golden potty
It's driving me dotty
I guess I will just have a hump."

Trump wanted to buy Greenland I've heard, 
Denmark said "that's completely absurd."
His deal thus upended
Herr Trump was offended 
And acted once more like a turd.

Polimericks, c.2023

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