Wednesday, 24 September 2025

The Pinnacle - nalan's paintings


The Pinnacle - nalan's paintings

Blocks - nalan's paintings SOLD!


Blocks - nalan's paintings An original mixed media painting on hardboard titled "Blocks" by talented artist Nalan Laluk. Created in 2025, this medium-sized piece is signed by the artist and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. The painting features a contemporary style combining elements of expressionism, abstract art, and modernism. Made with oil, canvas, enamel, ink, and acrylic, this one-of-a-kind artwork measures 40cm in length, 50cm in height, and 2cm in width, making it a unique and authentic addition to any art collection.

Friday, 5 September 2025

"Heartstrings" - nalan's paintings

"Heartstrings" - nalan's paintings

Nalan Laluk's original mixed media abstract painting "Heartstrings" is a stunning piece of contemporary art that showcases the artist's unique style blending contemporary art, expressionism, and abstract techniques. Handmade with enamel, canvas, and acrylic materials, this one-of-a-kind painting measures 50x50cm, 20x20". Signed by Nalan Laluk, the artwork exudes a sense of emotion and creativity, making it a standout piece for any art collector or enthusiast. Created in 2025 in the United Kingdom, this unique and original artwork comes with a Certificate of Authenticity issued by the artist.


Tuesday, 2 September 2025

"Magic Spring" - nalan's paintings


"Magic Spring" - nalan's paintings

This unique mixed media painting by Nalan Laluk, titled "Magic Spring", is a large landscape piece that captures the essence of nature with its contemporary art and abstract style. Created with enamel, canvas, ink, and acrylic, this one-of-a-kind artwork is signed by the artist and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. Handmade in the United Kingdom, this original painting was produced in 2025 and exudes a sense of magic and wonder through its captivating design. The piece is unframed and measures 50 cm in length, 70 cm in height, and 2 cm in width. 20x28x0.5 in.

Wednesday, 27 August 2025

Shakespeare for MAGAts

The following is intended as a guide to some of Shakespeare's most iconic plays as interpreted by the Trump Traveling Circus. Cognoscente will recognize some differences from the Bard's original plays which have been altered to conform to the current political situation and the vision of Holy Trump. They include a mixture of the tragedies and comedies. The history plays have been left out because as POTUS says, history is bunk. In honor of His Presidential Majesty's  recent visit to Scotland, we begin with Macbeth. 


[Photo from Crayon]

Macbeth: Playing the lead, Trump, who is half Scottish and half fascist, looks smashing and dashing in a kilt. He kills King Duncan, played by Sleepy Joe Biden and becomes king. Melania, as Lady Macbeth, urges him on to bigger things. He invents golf. 



Julius Caesar: Trump, playing Brutus, kills JC (Sleepy Joe) on the Ides of March with the help of other Senators, and helps save Rome from the evils of democracy. Brutus becomes King. 

Hamlet: King Claudius, played by Trump, kills everybody. As the curtain falls, Denmark is no longer rotten. Hamlet, who is constantly brooding, decides not to be early in the play, much to the relief of the audience, who tire of his constant soul searching.

The Tempest: Trump, playing Prospero, saves the Red States from a Category 7 hurricane. By creatively using his Sharpie, he alters the storm's path so it hits only Blue States. Prospero closes down the National Weather Service, which is no longer needed. 

Much Ado About Nothing: Trump threatens every country on earth except Russia and North Korea with huge tariffs and possible invasion, thus raising billions of $$$ for the Treasury and his oligarch friends. They live happily ever after, feasting on peasant. 

A Comedy of Errors: This delightful play follows the hilarious antics of Trump's Cabinet and other appointees as they seek to make America Grate Again. A laugh a minute. "Funniest thing I've seen since the Keystone Kops," one critic chirped.

Twelfth Night: "Let hamburgers be the food of love" is the theme of this hilarious romantic comedy. In a triumph of double-drag acting, Trump plays Viola in disguise, pretending to be Cesario. Will send you home wondering...

Othello: The Moor of Venice: Othello, a DEI hire played by Barack Obama, is overcome by jealousy of his replacement and comes to a bad end. Not tragic at all. Particularly popular with fans of White Supremacy.

As You Like It: In a familiar role, Trump plays God. He sorts everything out and makes everything great again. Best enjoyed with a side of pigs' knuckles and moonshine.

King Lear: Old King Lear, played by Sleepy Joe, makes a holy mess of his kingdom and goes mad. In this slightly revised version, Trump, playing Cordelia in drag, saves the day. 

All's Well That Ends Well: You're not gonna believe how it all comes out well. Trump, as usual, provides the magic.


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Saturday, 16 August 2025

Tromso Harbor, Norway - nalan's paintings


Tromso Harbor, Norway - nalan's paintings

This original mixed media nautical painting by Nalan Laluk, titled "Tromso Harbor", is a unique and contemporary piece of art. Signed by the artist, this medium-sized painting features a colourful landscape and cityscape with a nautical theme. Created in the 2020s using a combination of oil, canvas, and acrylic, this one-of-a-kind artwork is framed and comes with a certificate of authenticity issued by the artist. The painting captures the essence of modernism and abstract expression, making it a standout piece for any art lover or collector.

"Rivergreen" - nalan's paintings


"Rivergreen" - nalan's paintings


The original mixed media abstract oil painting titled "Rivergreen" by Nalan Laluk is a unique piece of contemporary art. Handmade on canvas using oil painting techniques, this medium-sized artwork measures 40cm in height and 16cm in width. Signed by the artist, this one-of-a-kind (OOAK) painting showcases abstract expressionism in vibrant colours, reflecting a theme of nature and colour. The artwork comes with a Certificate of Authenticity (COA) issued by the artist, making it a valuable addition to any art collection.