Shakespeare for MAGAts

The following is intended as a guide to some of Shakespeare's most iconic plays as interpreted by the Trump Traveling Circus. It includes a mixture of the Bard's tragedies and comedies. The history plays have been left out because as POTUS says, history is bunk. In honor of His Presidential Majesty's  recent visit to Scotland, we begin with Macbeth. 

Macbeth: Playing the lead, Trump, who is half Scottish and half fascist, looks smashing and dashing in a kilt. He kills King Duncan, played by Sleepy Joe Biden and becomes king. Melania, as Lady Macbeth, urges him on to bigger things. 

Julius Caesar: Trump, playing Brutus, kills JC (Sleepy Joe) with the help of other Senators, and helps save Rome from the evils of democracy. Brutus becomes King. 

Hamlet: King Claudius, played by Trump, kills everybody. As the curtain falls, Denmark is no longer rotten. Hamlet, who is constantly brooding, decides not to be early in the play, much to the relief of the audience.

The Tempest: Trump, playing Prospero, saves the Red States from a Category 7 hurricane. By creatively using his Sharpie, he alters the storm's path so it hits only Blue States. Prospero closes down the National Weather Service, which is no longer needed. 

Much Ado About Nothing: Trump threatens every country on earth except Russia and North Korea with huge tariffs and possible invasion, thus raising billions of $$$ for the Treasury and his oligarch friends. They live happily ever after, feasting on peasant. 

A Comedy of Errors: This delightful play follows the hilarious antics of Trump's Cabinet and other appointees as they seek to make America Grate Again. A laugh a minute. "Funniest thing I've seen since the Keystone Kops," one critic chirped.

Twelfth Night: "Let hamburgers be the food of love" is the theme of this hilarious romantic comedy. In a triumph of double-drag acting, Trump plays Viola in disguise, pretending to be Cesario. Will send you home wondering...

Othello: The Moor of Venice: Othello, a DEI hire played by Barack Obama, is overcome by jealousy of his replacement and comes to a bad end. Not really tragic. Particularly popular with fans of White Supremacy.

As You Like It: In a familiar role, Trump plays God. He sorts everything out and makes everybody happy. Best enjoyed with a side of pigs' knuckles.

King Lear: Old King Lear, played by Sleepy Joe, makes a holy mess of his kingdom and goes mad. In this slightly revised version, Trump, playing Cordelia in drag, saves the day. 

All's Well That Ends Well: You're not gonna believe how it all comes out well. Trump, as usual, provides the magic.

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Tromso Harbor, Norway - nalan's paintings

Tromso Harbor, Norway - nalan's paintings

This original mixed media nautical painting by Nalan Laluk, titled "Tromso Harbor", is a unique and contemporary piece of art. Signed by the artist, this medium-sized painting features a colourful landscape and cityscape with a nautical theme. Created in the 2020s using a combination of oil, canvas, and acrylic, this one-of-a-kind artwork is framed and comes with a certificate of authenticity issued by the artist. The painting captures the essence of modernism and abstract expression, making it a standout piece for any art lover or collector.

"Rivergreen" - nalan's paintings

"Rivergreen" - nalan's paintings

The original mixed media abstract oil painting titled "Rivergreen" by Nalan Laluk is a unique piece of contemporary art. Handmade on canvas using oil painting techniques, this medium-sized artwork measures 40cm in height and 16cm in width. Signed by the artist, this one-of-a-kind (OOAK) painting showcases abstract expressionism in vibrant colours, reflecting a theme of nature and colour. The artwork comes with a Certificate of Authenticity (COA) issued by the artist, making it a valuable addition to any art collection.

Metropolis - nalan's paintings -- SOLD!

Metropolis - nalan's paintings  -- SOLD!

This original mixed media abstract oil painting by Nalan Laluk, titled "Metropolis", is a one-of-a-kind piece of contemporary art. Measuring 40cm in height and 40cm in width, the painting features a unique blend of colours and techniques, reflecting the artist's expressionistic style. Signed by Nalan Laluk, this unique artwork was created in 2025 and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity issued by the artist. Produced using oil and canvas, this hand-painted piece is a stunning representation of modern art.

A Trump Piss-Potpourri

 I love tariffs, they're so good for me, 

Slap them on all countries, they are my enemy.

Tariffs with my coffee, tariffs with my tea,

Send me golden trinkets to match my golden pee, 

I love to threaten tariffs when I am on TV. 

I like women on the younger side,

13 to 17, those I can abide. 

Epstein poached 'em from me, 

But I still had quite a spree, 

Down at Epstein Island by the sea.

I've had my share of women

Some were eager beavers

Some required "persuading"

Some played hard to get

But I am not a loser

I never fail to score.

Just one more time

Just one more time

Not like last time

One/six ya know

I have the cops NOW

And the soldiers too.

I am flying off to Russia,

To meet Boss Vlad

"They" say Alaska

But I know better, 

I have my sharpie

If I mark it Russia, 

It will be Russia

Wait till you see Zelenskyy's face!

There once was a POTUS most arrogant

Who spewed nonsense incredibly arrant

His mind is quite broken 

His knowledge mere token

And his brain like a wrinkled currant.  

This fellow named Trump is quite comical

With words he is not economical

They flow from his rump 

Like a fast-flowing dump

What a marvel he is anatomical.

God has sent us a wonderful gift
To save us all from devilish drift
He may be a rapist,
A crook, and a racist
But God knows we're not very swift.
(Thanks to Trumpgelicals for inspiring this poem)

Trump's a fascist his critics declare
Trump says my MAGATS don't care
In fact, they quite like it
No way shall I drop it
When my fascism they all share.

There once was a POTUS named Trump
Who called the White House a dump.

"There's no golden potty

It's driving me dotty
I guess I will just have a hump."

Trump wanted to buy Greenland I've heard, Denmark said "that's completely absurd." His deal thus upended Herr Trump was offended And acted once more like a turd.

Defend American Culture, Join ICE!

Yes, indeedy -- your country needs you -- to defend American Culture from people who are not like us. As FOTUS Trump and Kristi (Dog Killer) Noem have said, criminals, thugs, and rapists have infiltrated the pure and innocent body of this great nation. It is time to take the gloves off, release arms tied behind our backs, and show them how Americans deal with this poison in our bloodstream. They are easy to find. Most have Hispanic names, brown skins, dark hair, and answer to Manuel or Maria. They are especially numerous in Californication.

I know you are eager to serve your country without reward. But if you join ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) you will receive a signing bonus of up to $50,000, a salary between $50,000 and $90,000, performances bonuses of $10,000 a year. And you wanted to be a teacher, a nurse, a policemen or a fireman. Don't be a loser!

In addition, you get a package of federal benefits, including all health care, that will free you from the anxieties that keep ordinary Americans working at shitty jobs they hate. We know most of you despise higher education, but ICE will pay off your student loans if you have any. Pesky things, those loans. If this isn't enough to tantalize you, you get a black balaclava to hide your identity, a bullet proof vest with the letters ICE emblazoned across the chest, and a shiny badge in gold plate, like Trump's potty. 

Oh, and did we tell you? ICE is waiving the old age requirements. We will take you from 18 to Joe Biden. But here's the biggest bonus of all: an autographed photo of FOTUS with his bosom friend Jeffrey Epstein and his procuress, Ghislaine Maxwell. 

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Tremors - nalan's paintings

Tremors - nalan's paintings

Discover "Tremors," an original abstract painting by the talented Nalan Laluk. This medium-sized piece, measuring 40 cm in length and 50 cm in height, is a stunning example of contemporary art that employs a mix of oil, enamel, canvas, and ink techniques. The artwork is a rich tapestry of multi-colours that evoke a sense of movement and depth, making it an ideal addition to any modern art collection. Crafted in the United Kingdom and signed by the artist herself, "Tremors" is a one-of-a-kind creation that comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. The painting is unframed, allowing the new owner the freedom to choose the perfect frame that complements their space. With its experimental and alternative style, this piece is a true reflection of Laluk's artistic vision and a testament to the timeless appeal of abstract expression.