Tremors - nalan's paintings

Tremors - nalan's paintings

Discover "Tremors," an original abstract painting by the talented Nalan Laluk. This medium-sized piece, measuring 40 cm in length and 50 cm in height, is a stunning example of contemporary art that employs a mix of oil, enamel, canvas, and ink techniques. The artwork is a rich tapestry of multi-colours that evoke a sense of movement and depth, making it an ideal addition to any modern art collection. Crafted in the United Kingdom and signed by the artist herself, "Tremors" is a one-of-a-kind creation that comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. The painting is unframed, allowing the new owner the freedom to choose the perfect frame that complements their space. With its experimental and alternative style, this piece is a true reflection of Laluk's artistic vision and a testament to the timeless appeal of abstract expression.

“Division Street” - nalan's paintings

“Division Street” - nalan's paintings

This original oil and mixed media abstract painting by Laluk, titled "Division Street", is a unique and one-of-a-kind piece created in 2025. The medium-sized canvas painting is signed by the artist and comes with a certificate of authenticity. Produced using oil painting techniques in the United Kingdom, this ultra-contemporary artwork showcases a vibrant and dynamic abstract style that is sure to add a touch of creativity and artistic flair to any space. The unframed piece measures 50 cm in length, 70 cm in height, and 2 cm in width, making it a stunning addition to any art collection.

"Entanglement" - nalan's paintings

"Entanglement" - nalan's paintings

The original mixed media painting "Entanglement" by Nalan Laluk is a unique and contemporary piece of art. Created in 2025, this medium-sized artwork features a multi-color palette and a variety of techniques including oil painting, canvas, ink, and acrylic. The unframed artwork, measuring 30 cm in length and 40 cm in height, is signed by the artist and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. This one-of-a-kind piece is listed by the artist and embodies the themes of contemporary art, expressionism, abstract, and modernism, making it a valuable addition to any art collection.

The GOD-KING of Dumbfuckistan

Ladies and gentlemen, I present His Majesty and Savior, The God-King. The divine instrument of the Lord, chosen to lead America to the Promised Land of Dumbfuckistan via Proposition 2025.  Dumbfuckistan has NEW RULES. 1. Worship the God-King. 2. Obey all orders of the God-King. 3. All other rules are hereby repealed. 

The God-King's road to total power as FOTUS was greatly smoothed by the six SUPREME SAINTS of SCOTUS. They have ruled that he can do anything he wants, from stealing classified documents and inciting insurrection, to rape, bribery, theft, and pedophilia. His powers include shooting someone on Fifth Ave  -- as long as he is president.   

In his quest to unify the USA, the God-King chose as his vice-president a man dedicated to the values of the Lord's People. The Senator from O-WHY-O defends the peaceful tourists who wanted to visit the capitol on January 6, 2021 and carry away souvenirs, including a few heads. He denounces migrants and un-American brown people although he is married to one. He calls the UK a "Muslim country" but decides to vacation there. It can't be worse than Vermont or LA, he reasons.

Senator ADVANCE once denounced the God-King as "America's Hitler" and "an idiot." But that was before GOD sent the senator an epiphany on the Road to Washington: a huge donation from a billionaire, and polls showing Trump was likely to win changed his perspective. Like St. Paul, ADVANCE is now on the side of the "Angels" of Trump, AKA MAGATs.  

Some Americans who voted for Trump in 2024 are confused by recent events, especially Trump's refusal to release the Epstein Files, which he told them were filled with the names of Democrat pedophiles. But not to worry. Most of them will return to the support of the God-King. They internalized the Gospel of Trump, helped by endless hours of watching and listening to FOX News and its ilk.

Image: Trump astride his Golden Throne. 

Above the Chaos - nalan's paintings

Above the Chaos - nalan's paintings

The product is an original oil and mixed media painting titled "Above the Chaos" by artist Nalan Laluk. Created in 2025, this large-scale abstract piece features a cityscape theme and is done using enamel, canvas, ink, and acrylic materials. The painting is unique and one of a kind, making it a standout addition to any art collection. Produced using oil painting techniques, "Above the Chaos" captures the essence of contemporary urban landscapes with its vibrant colours and dynamic brushstrokes.

Viewed from Above - nalan's paintings

Viewed from Above - nalan's paintings

This original oil and mixed media painting by Nalan Laluk is a large (70x50 cm), ultra contemporary piece that captures a cityscape viewed from above. Signed by the artist, this unique artwork is crafted with oil, enamel, canvas, ink, and acrylic materials. The abstract style and one-of-a-kind nature of the painting make it a standout addition to any art collection. Produced in 2025 in the United Kingdom, this handmade artwork comes with a certificate of authenticity and is unframed, offering collectors a pristine and authentic piece for display.

Compartments - nalan's paintings

Compartments - nalan's paintings

This original mixed media painting by Nalan Laluk, titled "Compartments", is a unique and contemporary piece signed by the artist. Created on hardboard using oil and acrylic techniques, this medium-sized artwork features a colourful abstract design typical of Expressionism and Modernism. With a one-of-a-kind quality and a certificate of authenticity issued by the artist, this unframed painting showcases the artist's style and creativity, making it a valuable addition to any art collection.