There once was a PM lackaday!
Who said, Parliament's in my way.
He hatched a cunning plan
And didn't give a damn
The law must simply give way.
There once was a Theresa named May
Who said, Brexit's the work of a day.
The EU will give up
As soon as I gear up.
Now she's feeling a sense of Dis-May.
There once was a Scotsman name Haggis
Who said Brexit is going to shag us.
I voted Remainer,
Now I'm a Complainer.
Out of Europe England has drug us.
There once was a Boris named Johnson
Who said, Brexit has been by me be won.
I'm your greatest PM,
A wonderful gem
Such a damn brilliant son of a gun.
Who said Brexit is going to shag us.
I voted Remainer,
Now I'm a Complainer.
Out of Europe England has drug us.
Who said, Brexit has been by me be won.
I'm your greatest PM,
A wonderful gem
Such a damn brilliant son of a gun.
There was a young man from the City
Who said, life was formerly pretty.
I once was a banker
I'm now just a wanker.
Brexit has made everything shitty.
Three Cheers for Boris and the Tories: Lies! Corruption! Sewage!
Who said, life was formerly pretty.
I once was a banker
I'm now just a wanker.
Brexit has made everything shitty.
Polimericks, c. 2019-22